"I’m always learning about / Your / company management."
you won't catch ME on social media, no, stop looking, trust me, i SAID you won't CATCH me
this one's for the actors and people who like reading monologues
🏎️ vroom vroom 🏎️
We are offering a unique and exciting opportunity for playwrights and we know you’ll feel eternally grateful just for being considered!!!!
well, all tickets have been sold but I refuse to not brag about all these dumb memes I’ve made!!!
this Friday 8/14 at noon Eastern!
We're gonna try to figure out why I dog-eared pages in all these books.
oh is this not google?
"Monotony might be right boring, but it means no one's wrecking their ships."
Some excellent actors will be reading my play, This Vessel Is A Fragile Thing!