I am the person who crafts now

Sorry, I had to stop collecting memes to make space for my vintage glassware and diner paraphernalia

This woodworking kit isn’t going to take off the top of my finger by itself, pal

No, actually, I haven’t heard the bad discourse about the bad essay! Please, don’t tell me more!

I’m sure @ing a famous person about their upsetting thoughts feels good, but have you considered accepting our lord and savior Oxford Punch Needle #9 Regular (3/8 inch loop) into your downtime

aw thanks!! but no, nothing new i just had an awakening when facebook and instagram were down

I’m afraid I don’t have time for takes, my dear, I must get to planning out every home-crafted gift I’m giving my IG close friends list for their next three birthdays!!!!

Yeah, yeah I’ve been thinking about getting the 3-burner dual fuel grill with smoker. I mean we live in a one-bedroom apartment so I can’t use it but I could probably start practicing standing in front of it, figure out my Saturday fits that I’ll complain about not getting good pics of, that kinda thing, y’know

discord isn’t a social media app, right? more like a place to catch up with your friends and network?

[trying to put three threads through a needle, enraged] Yes, I KNOW I found my partner through Twitter but it’s literally all been downhill from there

I really don’t need any new clothes. I’m planning to refresh my whole closet with like embroidery and screenprinter’s ink and buying new clothes

you know what I could be doing instead of getting annoyed at the people I follow for frankly innocuous things? getting annoyed at MYSELF for frankly innocuous things

would it be okay if we moved our “yelling about a tweet where someone says asking people to participate in strikes is ableist" to tomorrow? i’ve got to stare guiltily at the last eight days of this decluttering newsletter

If I open it on my web browser instead of the app, it doesn’t count